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If you were offended by the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" then this page is not for you. If on the other hand, you sat in a crowded theatre and noticed that there were two waves of laughter; one before the punch line from those of us raised as First-Generation Greek-Americans (we knew what was coming next and laughed in anticipation); and the second after the punch line from everyone else, you will most likely get a laugh or two here.

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You know you are a First-Generation Greek-American if...

Submitted 5/29/2010 by Phillip in CA
• If you didn't come fast enough when called your Mother or Grandmother would threaten and then throw a slipper at you.

Submitted 5/13/2010 by Richard in IL
• You forgot to add the names Yorgo/George to the male relatives that EVERY family has.

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• You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral...or their entire life!

• You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich."

• You ate peaches and yogurt long before "fruit at the bottom" became popular.

• "Straaumbeeries" was your favorite fruit.

• Your family dog understood Greek.

• Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.

• You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.

• You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals day, not seven.

• You thought killing the lamb each year and having feta, tsatsiki and olives on your dinner table was absolutely normal.

• You were teased by your classmates for bring Easter eggs to school a month after Easter. Aren't they rotten yet?

• You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.

• You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.

• You thought everyone's last name ended in a "is".

• You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.

• Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.

• You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.

• You never knew what to expect when you opened the margarine, after all you thought washing out and reusing margarine containers was normal.

• You thought Orthodoxy was the only religion in the world.

• You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your left hand.

• Your grandmother never threw anything away, you thought seeing washed plastic bags hanging on the clothes line was normal.

• You learned to play backgammon before you went to school.

• You have at least one relative who came over "on the boat" from "the old country."

• You have at least six male relatives named Nick, John, Peter or Kosta.

• You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.

• You drank wine before you were a teenager.

• You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.

• You thought that talking loud was normal.

• You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.

• Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no matter what their age.

• There was an icon in every room of the house, including the bathroom.

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